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It's a backprint, so the people behind you get the full experience while you walk away looking innocent from the front. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart like your alibis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually survives repeated washings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Front is clean. Plausible deniability, if you will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they watch true crime shows and send flirty texts with zero shame, yes. Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, gag gifts, bachelorette parties, or a very forward way of telling someone you're interested. Just make sure the person has a sense of humor. If you have to wonder whether they do, get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reads \"You Must Be A Crime Scene Bcuz I Wanna Be All Over You And Leave No Prints.\" The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The design is printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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