{"product_id":"you-say-no-more-beer-i-say-no-more-beer-we-are-not-the-same-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"You Say No More Beer I Say No More Beer We Are Not The Same Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe You Say No More Beer I Say No More Beer We Are Not The Same Tee from Unethical Threads prints the same words twice and calls it a personality difference. You say \"no more beer\" because you're done. The wearer says it because the fridge is empty and someone needs to make a beer run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWait, is it the same line twice?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Word for word, both lines say \"No more beer.\" Not a typo. Not a printing error. The shirt reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou say\u003cbr\u003e\"No more beer\"\u003cbr\u003eI say\u003cbr\u003e\"No more beer\"\u003cbr\u003eWe are not the same\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt uses the \"we are not the same\" meme format, where people normally list two wildly different things to prove they're built different. This shirt lists the same thing twice and still draws the line. The distinction is pure intent. One person is cutting themselves off. The other is filing a supply report, possibly sending an SOS to the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick enough to survive the cooler drip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Covers everyone at the barbecue, even the one who never brings their own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing fancy, the shirt is doing the heavy lifting already.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print. Color stays where it's supposed to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the better gag gifts for a beer lover. Clean enough for a family cookout, sharp enough to get a real laugh at the tailgate. Solid dad gift for Father's Day. Works for birthdays, barbecue season, or the person who texts the group chat \"we have a situation\" when the cooler runs dry. A funny drinking shirt that isn't another pint glass or bottle opener.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFive lines of text: \"You say \/ No more beer \/ I say \/ No more beer \/ We are not the same.\" Both quoted lines are identical on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a misprint? The two lines look the same.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey are the same. That's the point. One person means \"I've had enough.\" The other means \"we're out.\" Same words, completely different energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a clean, funny beer shirt. No profanity, no innuendo. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or anyone who treats an empty fridge like a five-alarm emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42640486105170,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42640486137938,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42640486170706,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42640486203474,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42640486236242,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42640486269010,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42640486301778,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42640486334546,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42640486367314,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42640486400082,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42640486432850,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42640486465618,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42640486498386,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42640486531154,"sku":"YouSayNoMoreBeerF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/You_Say_No_More_Beer_I_Say_No_More_Beer_We_Are_Not_The_Same_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787507673","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/you-say-no-more-beer-i-say-no-more-beer-we-are-not-the-same-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}