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The back print does the talking so you don't have to turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a disposable punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because threats don't discriminate by body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're crude, not complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that survives the washing machine and your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Clean front. Maximum dramatic exit energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the person in your life who has no filter and even less shame. You know exactly who that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of present that gets unwrapped, held up, and met with five seconds of stunned silence followed by actual tears of laughter. It's also the shirt they'll wear to every cookout until the fabric gives up. Pair it with a straight face for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a back print. The front is blank, so nobody sees it coming until you walk past them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing process bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. 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