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That's sort of the pitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, this isn't a shirt you wear to meet the parents or to your kid's school play. This is the shirt you throw on when you've already decided today is a write-off anyway. Read the room, or don't. We're not your life coach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed, so the ink sits in the fabric instead of on top of it. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into some sad ghost of itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. 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