{"product_id":"your-boyfriend-is-a-great-kisser-funny-t-shirt","title":"Your Boyfriend Is A Great Kisser Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Your Boyfriend Is A Great Kisser Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who thrives on petty chaos. Available in black or white, it says exactly what happened without you having to explain a thing. Messy friend energy, heavyweight cotton, zero subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone who wants the room to know exactly where they've been. This is the shirt for the friend who drops a bomb in the group chat and then goes silent for three hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also weirdly popular as a breakup rebound flex. Nobody said healing had to be dignified. If your friends know, they know. And now everyone else will too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a wet napkin from a gas station\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because drama comes in every shade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If your friend is going through it (or causing it), this is funnier than a card and more honest than flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Your Boyfriend Is A Great Kisser Tee lands hardest as a gift from someone who was there for the whole messy story. Birthday, breakup party, bachelorette, pure spite. All valid occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Your Boyfriend Is A Great Kisser Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. It's DTG printed, so the graphic holds up through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your energy that day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft or is it one of those cardboard-stiff novelty tees?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a real feel. 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