{"product_id":"your-hole-is-my-goal-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Your Hole Is My Goal Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Your Hole Is My Goal tee from Unethical Threads takes the golf innuendo everyone already knows and strips away every golf graphic, leaving just the line on the back of a black or white tee. Sure, it's about golf. The same way \"that's what she said\" is about workplace communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIsn't this just a golf shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. Realistically, absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are roughly 85 versions of this slogan floating around eBay right now, and nearly all of them slap a golf club or a hole flag on there so everyone can nod along and pretend. This one doesn't. No clubs, no courses, no safe visual context. Just the words across your back, doing exactly what you think they're doing. If you need the golf alibi to feel comfortable wearing it, those other shirts exist. This is the one for people who don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyone's invited.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e We're inappropriate, not avant-garde.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay locked in, not cracking or peeling after a few cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print.\u003c\/strong\u003e So people behind you know exactly what your goal is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who already says things like this out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're shopping for a golfer with no filter, this is the one. If you're shopping for your pastor, keep scrolling. The back print means the wearer doesn't even see it while they're wearing it. Everyone behind them does. That's either a feature or a bug depending on the relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Your Hole Is My Goal tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank, which means you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold its shape. Ignore the care label and that's between you and the dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the ink is in the fabric itself. No cracking, no peeling. Colors stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a golf shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt can be. It doesn't have to be. That's entirely up to you and your priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42771671122002,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42771671154770,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42771671187538,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42771671220306,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42771671253074,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42771671285842,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42771671318610,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42771671351378,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42771671384146,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42771671416914,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42771671449682,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42771671482450,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42771671515218,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42771671547986,"sku":"YourHoleIsMyGoalB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Your_Hole_Is_My_Goal__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790866679","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/your-hole-is-my-goal-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}