{"product_id":"your-hole-is-my-goal-funny-t-shirt","title":"Your Hole Is My Goal Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Your Hole Is My Goal tee from Unethical Threads takes a line every golf novelty shop has been hiding behind for years and strips it down to just text. No clubs, no courses, no plausible deniability. You know what it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who saw it on a golf shirt and thought, \"This would be way funnier without the golf part.\" They were right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for someone who doesn't need a nine-iron printed next to the words to feel safe about wearing them in public. Every other version of this design leans on the golf alibi. Ours just lets the line sit there, unescorted, doing exactly what you think it's doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (because a V-neck would be trying too hard here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the ink bonds into the fabric and doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a golf shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are about 85 listings on eBay selling this exact phrase plastered across golf clubs and putting greens. So technically, yes, the line has golf origins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOurs has none of that. It's just the words on a tee, which is either more honest or more reckless depending on who you ask. We think both. If your partner has a sense of humor (and you've confirmed this recently), it also doubles as a genuinely great gift. If they don't, well. That's useful information too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs \"Your Hole Is My Goal\" actually a golf saying?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt started as one. Most versions of this shirt come covered in golf imagery. Ours doesn't, which says everything about our priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a golf course?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. 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