{"product_id":"your-place-or-mine-ill-flip-a-coin-heads-i-cum-over-tails-you-sit-on-my-face-funny-t-shirt","title":"Your Place Or Mine I'll Flip A Coin Heads I Cum Over Tails You Sit On My Face Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Your Place Or Mine I'll Flip A Coin Heads I Cum Over Tails You Sit On My Face Tee is an adult humor graphic tee from Unethical Threads. A rigged coin toss where both sides land in your favor, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. You knew how this one ended before you finished reading it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked at dirty jokes and decided to stay there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the bachelor party shirt that doesn't end up in a donation bag the next morning. It's the gag gift for couples who actually like each other. If your flirting style is \"skip the small talk,\" this tee was built for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't go sheer after a few washes, which is probably for the best given what's printed on it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e No size-based gatekeeping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic, reliable, not trying to reinvent anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the graphic keeps its color through the wash cycle, not just the first three.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your side. (The coin already did.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. That's not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf everyone at the party laughs, you picked the right party. If someone clutches their pearls, you definitely picked the right party. This works as a gag gift that actually gets worn, a couples gift for people who don't take themselves too seriously, and bachelor party equipment. The coin flip format puts it a cut above a generic dirty tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers, so it won't crack, peel, or flake. Wash cold and tumble dry low for the longest life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt see-through?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Heavyweight cotton. Nobody is seeing anything through this fabric except what's printed on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I wear this to a bachelor party?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was practically designed for bachelor parties, gag gift exchanges, and dirty Santa. 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