{"product_id":"youre-hotter-than-a-trap-house-spoon-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"You're Hotter Than A Trap House Spoon Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe You're Hotter Than a Trap House Spoon tee from Unethical Threads takes the kind of compliment most people wouldn't say out loud and prints it across your back. It's flirty, it's filthy, and the person behind you in line is going to have feelings about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think flirting should involve at least a little risk. If your compliments have ever made someone pause for a second, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back, so you're not even facing them when you deliver the line. That's the real power move here. Pair it with eye contact over your shoulder or just let people read it while you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even your neckline should be drama-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't quit on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. Your chest stays clean. Your reputation does not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly, and that's kind of the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Trap House Spoon tee lives in the gap between a compliment and a confession. Most people laugh. Some pretend they didn't read it. A few will have strong opinions. You didn't come to Unethical Threads looking for something HR-approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\"YOU'RE HOTTER THAN A TRAP HOUSE SPOON.\" That's it. No graphics, no fine print. Just the line, doing its job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this printed on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBack only. The front is clean. Think of it as plausible deniability until someone walks behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's DTG printed, which holds color better than screen printing on dark garments. Wash inside out on cold and it'll outlast most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you know the person well enough to call them hotter than a trap house spoon, absolutely. If you don't know them that well, this is how you find out real fast.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42489676103762,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42489676136530,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42489676169298,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42489676202066,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42489676234834,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42489676267602,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42489676300370,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42489676333138,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42489676365906,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42489676398674,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42489676431442,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42489676464210,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42489676496978,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42489676562514,"sku":"HotterTrapSpoonB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Youre_Hotter_Than_A_Trap_House_Spoon_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1783446686","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/youre-hotter-than-a-trap-house-spoon-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}