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Wear it to the bar, to the cookout, to wherever you go when subtlety feels overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because this joke works on both\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know your audience, it's a great one. This is the kind of gift that either gets you a kiss or gets you blocked. There is no middle ground. If the person you're buying for has a sense of humor that makes other people nervous, you're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed, which bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. Colors stay sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo some people, absolutely. That's sort of the point. If you're here, you already know where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt material?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels like a real shirt, not a costume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot right now. 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