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The full text runs down the back in stacked all-caps, so the person behind him reads the whole setup before the turn hits. He doesn't even have to open his mouth. Which, honestly, is an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive the rejection cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, completely blank front (his poker face, basically)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that lasts longer than his chances ever did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull seven-line text printed across the back in all-caps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the only correct gift for the friend who genuinely believes he is smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery group has one. He opens with something this long, delivered with total sincerity, and cannot fathom why it has never worked. Hand it over at a birthday, bachelor party, or anywhere his track record is already well documented. He will wear it with pride. He always does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads: YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE TIRED...MAYBE YOU SHOULD CRAWL UP MY LEG AND HIT THE SACK. Seven lines, all caps, printed across the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything printed on the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The front is completely blank. All the text is on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds its color. 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