{"product_id":"youre-looking-a-little-tired-maybe-you-should-crawl-up-my-leg-and-hit-the-sack-funny-t-shirt","title":"Youre Looking A Little Tired Maybe You Should Crawl Up My Leg And Hit The Sack Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is the Youre Looking A Little Tired Maybe You Should Crawl Up My Leg And Hit The Sack Tee from Unethical Threads. A front-print tribute to the most confident, least smooth pickup line ever attempted. You either heard it or you didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe guy who has definitely said this out loud. And meant it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is bar humor for bad-pickup-line enthusiasts, gag-gift shoppers, and the friend who needs a warning label. If you know someone whose approach has never once worked but who has never once stopped, this shirt was made for them. If you don't know that person, check a mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (plenty of room for bad decisions)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the design in. Colors stay put even when your dignity won't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print, white all-caps, seven lines of pure shameless energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you ever give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows someone who delivers terrible pickup lines with the confidence of a man who has never once been told no (or has, and simply did not process it). This shirt is their warning label. Wrap it. Hand it over. Enjoy the moment of self-recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads: YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE TIRED...MAYBE YOU SHOULD CRAWL UP MY LEG AND HIT THE SACK. White all-caps across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt starts off caring about your wellbeing. Where your mind goes after that is between you and your conscience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like the bouncer or the guy the bouncer is watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the design into the fabric. Colors stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who has unironically used a line like this at a bar, yes. 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