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You don't even get to see their reaction. That's the beauty of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The kind that actually has some weight to it, not the tissue-paper stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. It fits like a shirt should fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. No surprises.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the full-color pie stays full-color, not a sad cracked decal from 2008.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. The pie prints identically on both; the text swaps to contrast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if the recipient has ever stared at a menu and thought about a food name for too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of shirt that tells someone you understand their sense of humor at a fundamental level. If they get it, they'll wear it. If they don't get it, that's also entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is blank. The entire design is on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this about what I think it's about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about a Boston cream pie. A dessert. Whatever else you're reading into it is entirely your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. 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