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The food does all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (plenty of room for pie)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck with this design would be a choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that don't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for the person in your life who treats food puns like a love language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor your boss or your in-laws, maybe sit with that decision for a minute. The shirt is funny. The conversation with HR afterward is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design actually look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold serif text top and bottom with a detailed, full-color Boston cream pie illustration in the center. Golden sponge, cream oozing down the sides, glossy chocolate glaze on top. The pie prints identically on both colorways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the ink is embedded in the fabric rather than sitting on top. 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