{"product_id":"youre-the-only-wiener-for-my-bun-funny-t-shirt","title":"You're The Only Wiener For My Bun Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe You're The Only Wiener For My Bun tee from Unethical Threads features a cartoon hot dog and bun hugging it out on your chest. It's the filthiest valentine you'll ever wear to brunch. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCouples who roast each other as a love language. This shirt is for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or a random Tuesday when you want your person to snort-laugh in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's addressed directly to your partner (you're the \u003cem\u003eonly\u003c\/em\u003e wiener), which hits different than those generic matching couple shirts floating around online. This one's exclusive. Romantic, even. In a hot dog kind of way. Works just as well solo if you're the type of person who enjoys wearing food-based innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume-aisle leftover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (love comes in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the cartoon hug doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If your partner has ever sent you a suggestive text involving food, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy, which is the best kind of gift energy. The cartoon keeps it sweet enough to open in front of family. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the You're The Only Wiener For My Bun tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it stays looking good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a couples shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt can be. It works great solo too. You don't need a matching bun to wear your heart on your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. It's a cartoon hot dog hugging a bun. 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