{"product_id":"youre-the-reason-my-search-history-is-weird-funny-t-shirt","title":"You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee from Unethical Threads is a confession you wear on purpose. Flirty, vaguely incriminating, and printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. What exactly you were Googling is nobody's business but yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's this actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever fallen down a search rabbit hole because of someone else. Couples, situationships, that one friend who spent four hours researching something deeply specific and refuses to share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt works whether you're the searcher or the reason for the searching. It's a callout disguised as a compliment, which, honestly, is the best kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't quit after one spin cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we see you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printing for color that actually survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, depending on your current moral alignment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically designed for it. The You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee says \"I've been thinking about you\" without getting into the specifics of what, exactly, you were thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anniversaries, Valentine's, or just a Tuesday where you want to make someone laugh and slightly uncomfortable at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The graphic holds up through washes and the fabric doesn't thin out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt itself is PG. Whatever your search history actually contains is a separate issue entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot even close. It's flirty at worst. The only offensive thing here is whatever you've been looking up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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