0 Days Sober Tee (BACKPRINT)

The 0 Days Sober tee is Unethical Threads at peak honesty. It's a backprint that announces your personal best to everyone behind you in line, at the bar, or really anywhere you shouldn't be. Sobriety counter permanently stuck at zero.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who gave up pretending about three drinks ago. The kind of person who shows up to brunch still going from last night and somehow makes it charming.

If your group chat has an unspoken MVP of bad decisions, this is their uniform. It's also just a really comfortable shirt, which helps when you're recovering from whatever you did to earn it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst weekends
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only thing about you that's buttoned up)
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your liver
• Backprint design, because the people behind you deserve a warning

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, honestly. Skip the gag gifts that end up in a drawer.

This one actually gets worn because it's comfortable and it's true. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any occasion where the honoree peaked in college and is completely fine with it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the 0 Days Sober tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print on the front or back?
It's a backprint. The front is blank so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds up well wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it can handle your lifestyle.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.