AAA 2 Corndogs Tee

The 2 Corndogs Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who looked at two corndogs and had thoughts. Not family-dinner thoughts. The other kind. You either get it or you don't, and both reactions are equally entertaining.

Who's actually wearing a corndog shirt?

People with a sense of humor and nothing to prove.

The kind of person who sends memes in group chats that get zero replies but everyone screenshots. This is that energy, but wearable. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or the blank stare of someone trying to figure out if your shirt is serious.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a napkin with ambition
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because corndog humor is universal
• Crew neck, as nature intended
• DTG printed for colors that survive your questionable laundry habits
• Pre-shrunk so you can't blame the dryer for anything

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift.

Birthdays, white elephants, Secret Santa where you want to see how far you can push it. If you know someone who laughs at things they probably shouldn't, this is their shirt. Wrap it or don't. The reaction either way is worth the price of admission.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the 2 Corndogs shirt mean?
It means exactly what you think it means. We're not going to spell it out for you.

What sizes does the 2 Corndogs Tee come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. It's DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the design doesn't crack, peel, or fade on you.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We sell a shirt called Han Job, so our judgment probably isn't the benchmark here.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.