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2 In The Thoughts 1 In The Prayers Tee

2 In The Thoughts 1 In The Prayers Tee

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The 2 In The Thoughts 1 In The Prayers tee from Unethical Threads pairs the most overused condolence phrase in the English language with a hand gesture your mother hopes you don't know. Available in black or white. Nobody's going to ask what it means. They already know.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been sending "thoughts and prayers" with air quotes for years. The friend in the group chat who makes everyone laugh and then immediately gets screenshot-shamed. This shirt isn't subtle, and neither are the people who wear it. You'll know if it's for you before you finish reading this sentence.

  • Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
  • Crew neck, classic cut
  • DTG printed for color that doesn't crack or fade after washing
  • Available in black or white

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. The "thoughts and prayers" crowd will either love the recount or pretend they don't see it. Wear it to a barbecue and you'll find out exactly where your friends draw the line. If someone looks confused, just fold your hands respectfully and walk away.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the 2 In The Thoughts 1 In The Prayers shirt mean?
It's where condolence culture meets a hand gesture your pastor won't explain. If you already know, you know. If you don't, we're not the ones to tell you.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. The graphic is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not heat-pressed on top. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.

Is this a good gift?
If the person you're buying for would laugh at this, absolutely. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, get them a candle.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

Size Chart

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Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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