2 Inches At 60 MPH Does A Lot Of Damage Tee (BACKPRINT)

The 2 Inches At 60 MPH Does A Lot Of Damage tee from Unethical Threads is a physics argument printed in bold block capitals across the back of the shirt. The front stays blank. The punchline walks away from you. Available in black or white.

Who's wearing this?

The kind of person who turned an insecurity into a flex and committed to the bit so hard it looped back around to funny.

You don't explain it. You don't need to. The less you say out loud, the harder it lands when someone reads your back and loses it in the checkout line. This is a shirt for people who understand that confidence and self-awareness aren't mutually exclusive. They're the whole joke.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because civilized people can still make uncivilized jokes
• DTG printed for color that stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel
• Back print only. The front is blank. That's the setup.

Does this work as a gift?

Extremely well.

This is the shirt you give someone who appreciates a joke that requires zero explanation and maximum commitment. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person. They'll wear it. They'll get stopped. They'll text you about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

The text reads "2 INCHES AT 60 MPH DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE" in heavy block capitals across the upper back. The front of the shirt is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade?

The design is DTG printed, meaning it's embedded into the fabric rather than sitting on top. It holds up through the wash.

Is this a front or back print?

Back print only. The front is intentionally blank.

Does it come in different colors?

It's available in black or white.