2 Inches At 60 MPH Does A Lot Of Damage Tee

The 2 Inches At 60 MPH Does A Lot Of Damage tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who understands that velocity changes everything. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton. The shirt speaks for itself so you don't have to.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who lean into it. The 2 Inches At 60 MPH Does A Lot Of Damage tee works on the guy with the self-deprecating streak, the girlfriend who makes her boyfriend wear it, and anyone who treats getting dressed like a bit.

It's four lines of text in heavy block capitals. No graphic, no clip art, just the statement. That's the whole move.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (the classiest thing about this shirt)
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp, not cracked and peeling
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift. This is the shirt that says "I know you, and I accept you."

Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, White Elephant, or any occasion where someone needs to be humbled and celebrated at the same time. Pair it with a straight face when they open it. The reaction alone is worth the price.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, true to size.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing keeps the text crisp. No cracking, no peeling.

Is the print on the front or back?

Front only. Four lines of bold text, big and readable. Nobody has to squint.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Two choices, same energy.

Does this shrink in the wash?

Minimal shrinkage. It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're set.