20 Year Tax Evasion Award Tee

The 20 Year Tax Evasion Award Tee from Unethical Threads is the trophy you actually earned. Twenty years of creative accounting, and all you got was this shirt. Honestly, it's more recognition than the government will ever give you.

Who actually wears a tax evasion shirt?

People who think April 15th is a suggestion.

Your friend who "knows a guy" for their taxes, the libertarian uncle at Thanksgiving, anyone who's ever Googled "is bartering taxable" at 2 AM. This shirt finds its people, and those people are hilarious.

• Heavyweight cotton that's thicker than your offshore account paperwork
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're evading taxes, not fashion
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color longer than most people keep receipts
• Machine washable. Unlike your financial records, this can handle scrutiny.

Is this a good gift?

Perfect for the person in your life who treats tax season like a competitive sport.

Birthday, Christmas, April 15th (their least favorite holiday). Just don't include a gift receipt. You know, for practice.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually endorsing tax evasion?

No. This is a humor tee. We sell jokes on cotton, not financial advice. Please pay your taxes.

What sizes does the 20 Year Tax Evasion Award Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

DTG printing is baked into the fabric, not slapped on top. Follow basic care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up.

Can I wear this to an IRS audit?

You can. Should you? That's between you and your accountant.

What's the fabric like?

Heavyweight cotton. Soft but sturdy. Not the thin, see-through stuff you get from bargain sites.