2026 Will Be My Year Funny New Year Resolution Tee

The 2026 Will Be My Year Funny New Year Resolution Tee from Unethical Threads is basically a spreadsheet of your failures, printed on cotton. Every year from 2016 to 2025 crossed out in red because none of those were your year. But 2026 is still standing, and honestly, the audacity alone is worth the purchase.

Is this just a New Year's Eve shirt?

It peaks on December 31st, sure. But self-deprecating optimism is a year-round condition.

This is the shirt for anyone who sets the same three goals every January and quietly abandons them by February. Gym membership, journal, less screen time. You know the drill. Wear it to the party, wear it to brunch in March when you've already given up, wear it in July as a monument to your consistency.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because you're not reinventing fashion, you're reinventing yourself (again)
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your resolutions
• Machine washable, which is more than you can say for most of your life choices

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the friend who says "new year, new me" every December and then orders Domino's on January 2nd.

It lands with anyone who's self-aware enough to laugh at the cycle. Couples, coworkers, your brother who's been "about to start a podcast" since 2018. The 2026 Will Be My Year Funny New Year Resolution Tee wraps up relatable failure in a way that's actually fun to open.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. The DTG print holds up through washes. Your resolutions won't, but the shirt will.

Is this only for New Year's Eve?
It hits hardest on NYE, but failed optimism is a 365-day mood. Wear it whenever.

Can I wear this if I actually kept my resolutions?
Technically yes. But we both know that's not why you're here.

Is this a good gift?
If the person has ever uttered "this is my year" while doing absolutely nothing different, yes.