Short Like My Temper T Shirt

The Short Like My Temper tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've accepted two things about themselves: their height and their fuse. Both short. This isn't an inspirational quote tee. It's a confession printed on heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

Short people with a sense of humor and even shorter patience. So, most short people.

If you're under 5'6" and you've ever wanted to explain your whole personality in one sentence, this shirt does it. It's also weirdly popular with tall people who just have anger issues. We don't judge.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (short kings and short queens, all welcome)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your patience
• Pre-shrunk, because you really can't afford to lose any more length

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Absolutely.

Buy it for the short friend who already owns the joke. They'll love it. Buy it for the short friend who's sensitive about it and, well, that's between you and them. Either way, it pairs great with the kind of chaotic energy that makes someone fun at parties and terrifying in a checkout line.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt really for short people?

It's for anyone who knows their height and their patience are both running low. If that's you, welcome home.

What sizes does the Short Like My Temper shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. The shirt runs true to size, even if you don't run tall.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash. Your temper might fade before this print does.

Is this a good gift for a short friend?

Only if they already know they're short. Which they do. So yes, it's a great gift.