63 Earths Can Fit Inside Uranus Tee (BACKPRINT)

The 63 Earths Can Fit Inside Uranus tee from Unethical Threads takes a legitimate astronomy fact and puts it exactly where it belongs: on your back. Science hasn't been this funny since your seventh-grade teacher tried to say it with a straight face.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who heard "Uranus" in a science class and never recovered.

Space nerds, physics majors, dads who peaked in comedy circa 2003, teachers who wish they could wear it on a field trip. It's a back print on heavyweight cotton in black or white, so you walk around broadcasting real astronomical data to everyone behind you without saying a word. The front is blank. Full plausible deniability until you turn around.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the see-through stuff your last tee was made of.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed, so the colors last longer than most of your decisions
• Design is on the back. Walk in professional, walk out legendary.

Can you wear this to a planetarium?

Technically, nothing's stopping you.

The fact on the back is NASA-verified. About 63 Earths fit inside Uranus by volume. You're wearing educational content. If anyone has a problem with it, that's between them and the solar system.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the 63 Earths inside Uranus fact actually true?

Yes. About 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus by volume. Real science, better delivery.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

How should I wash this?

Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low. The print holds up if you treat it with a bare minimum of respect.