A 4 Inch Tongue Can Bring A 6 Foot Man To His Knees Tee

The A 4 Inch Tongue Can Bring A 6 Foot Man To His Knees Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who already know what they're good at. It's confidence on cotton, available in black or white. No further explanation needed.

Who actually wears this?

People with skills and the self-awareness to advertise them.

This shirt lands hardest on women who own the room without raising their voice, but it works on anyone with a sense of humor about what happens behind closed doors. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for the person your group chat already knows this describes.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the attention this shirt attracts
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Looks good whether you tuck, crop, or just let it hang.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, nothing flimsy.
• DTG print locks the design into the fabric so it won't crack, peel, or fade.
• Available in black or white, because your wardrobe choices should at least be clean.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. It's the gift that makes the entire room look at you with either respect or concern, depending on who's opening it.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays for your most unfiltered friend, or treating yourself after a particularly impressive Tuesday night. Size up if you're not sure. Nobody's ever been mad about a slightly oversized tee.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the A 4 Inch Tongue shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the fit is forgiving.

Will this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't iron directly over the print.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

The design is DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this actually appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. People wear it everywhere. The ones who get it will love you for it.