A Pink Taco A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Tee (BACKPRINT)

The A Pink Taco A Day Keeps The Doctor Away tee from Unethical Threads is the only wellness tip worth following. A backprint that rewrites the old proverb with better priorities. Available in black or white, unisex sizes S through 4XL.

Who's Actually Wearing This?

People with a healthy appetite and an unhealthy sense of humor. You know exactly who you are.

This one's a backprint, which means you look perfectly respectable from the front. The design sits on the back, so it's a reward reserved for everyone walking behind you. Think of it as a little surprise for anyone in your wake.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three wash cycles.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL, because questionable taste comes in every size.
• Crew neck. Classic. The one normal thing about this shirt.
• DTG printed so the colors stay put long after your dignity doesn't.

Can I Give This As A Gift?

Yes. This is the kind of gift that proves you actually know someone.

Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one person. If you're wondering whether they'd laugh, they probably won't. But if you already know they'd wear it to a family dinner, go ahead.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design printed?
On the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get full plausible deniability until someone walks behind you.

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Go with your normal size for a comfortable fit, or size down one if you want it more fitted.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the colors in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll hold up longer than most of your life choices.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick your fighter.