A Pink Taco A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Tee

The A Pink Taco A Day Keeps The Doctor Away tee from Unethical Threads takes the oldest health advice in the book and makes it actually worth following. Available in black or white. The prescription your doctor won't write but probably should.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the food pyramid needs a serious update. If you've ever made a joke at Thanksgiving that got you uninvited from the next one, this shirt was designed with you in mind. It's not for everyone, and that's the entire point.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because questionable taste comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck, no weird collar nonsense
• DTG printed so the graphic stays vivid through every wash, not just the first three
• Pairs well with confidence and a complete lack of shame

Is this a good gift?

If you know your audience, absolutely. This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it." Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If that person would laugh at this, they're going to love getting it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.

Does the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the graphic locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded joke after a handful of washes.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Depends on your definition of appropriate. It's technically just health advice. Whether your coworkers or grandma see it that way is between you and them.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. It has actual weight to it, not the cheap see-through stuff that falls apart after two spins in the dryer.