AAA Ask Me About My Lobotomy T Shirt

The Ask Me About My Lobotomy tee is Unethical Threads at its most clinical. It's a heavyweight cotton graphic shirt for people who treat their questionable mental state as a personality trait. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it. Whatever "it" is.

Your therapist might have notes, but your group chat will lose it. This is the shirt for the person everyone worries about but secretly finds the funniest in the room. They don't need a lobotomy, they just think the word is funny, which is honestly close enough.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like real clothing, not a costume-shop afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged, not a V-neck person
• DTG printed so the design stays crisp instead of cracking after three washes
• Pre-shrunk. We planned ahead even if you didn't.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift.

If you know someone whose humor makes the room go quiet, hand them this. It says "I get you" better than a Hallmark card ever could. Way more memorable than socks, and they'll actually wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say Ask Me About My Lobotomy?
Yes. Big, clear letters. No subtlety whatsoever.

Is this a good gift for someone with dark humor?
It's the perfect gift for the friend who makes everyone uncomfortable at dinner. They'll love it.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Runs true to size.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the design sharp and colorful through repeated washes.