AAA Autistic And Ready To Fuck T Shirt

The Autistic And Ready To Fuck tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads made this for people who live out loud and don't need your approval to be themselves. If you get it, you get it.

Who actually wears this?

People on the spectrum who own their chaos. Also their friends, partners, and anyone whose sense of humor didn't get flattened by corporate HR.

This shirt hits at parties, conventions, and every bar where the crowd gets it. It's not for everyone. That's literally the product description.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Classic crew neck. Some things don't need reinventing.
• DTG print locks the color in. No cracking, no fading, no sad slow death in the wash.
• Pre-shrunk. Surprises belong on the front of the shirt, not in the dryer.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person, absolutely. This is a gift for someone who already makes these jokes out loud, not for your coworker you've had three conversations with.

Buy it for the friend who would've grabbed it themselves but was too busy being Autistic And Ready To Fuck.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true. If you're between sizes, stick with your usual.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. The design stays sharp through the wash cycle.

Is the shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton, so it has substance without being stiff. Feels broken-in from the first wear.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL, all unisex. Check the size chart if you want a specific look.