AAA Big Hotdog Guy T Shirt

The Big Hotdog Guy shirt from Unethical Threads is for people who take the $1.50 hot dog combo seriously. Not "ha ha funny" seriously. More like "this is a hill I will die on" seriously. If you already know, this shirt is yours.

Who actually wears this?

People who consider the food court the real reason for the membership. You walk past the TVs, the bulk toilet paper, the free samples, all of it, just to stand in that line. This shirt is a uniform for the devoted. The Big Hotdog Guy isn't a character you play. It's a lifestyle you've already been living.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than the combo meal (it does, barely)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic and unfussy
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp through every wash cycle
• Pairs well with cargo shorts, a membership card, and complete sincerity

Is this a good gift?

If the person has ever said "we should stop real quick" and then spent two hours in the warehouse, yes. Absolutely. They'll understand immediately. For everyone else, maybe get a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this an official Costco product?
No. This is an Unethical Threads original parody tee. We are not affiliated with any warehouse club, though we do respect the commitment to that price point.

What sizes does the Big Hotdog Guy shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care label and it'll outlast your annual membership renewals.

Can I wear this to Costco?
You can and you should. Consider it a power move.