AAA Bigfoot Is Real And Tried To Eat My Ass T Shirt

The "Bigfoot Is Real And Tried To Eat My Ass" tee from Unethical Threads says everything you need to know right on the front. It's a cryptid-meets-chaos graphic tee for people who believe in Sasquatch and questionable life choices equally.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in humor at 14 and never looked back.

The cryptid community, the camping-story-one-uppers, the friend whose group chat messages you can't open at work. This is also weirdly popular as a camping trip shirt, which tracks.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real garment, not a gas station impulse buy
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because Bigfoot believers come in all sizes
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printed so the colors stay locked in through every wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so no surprise crop tops after laundry day

Does this actually make a good gift?

It makes an incredible gift.

This is for the friend who says things at dinner that make the whole table go silent. The person who sends you unhinged Reddit posts at 2am. You know exactly who that is in your life. Buy it for them and become their favorite person for at least a week.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Probably Bigfoot. Everyone else, it depends how fun they are.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically everybody.

Will the print crack or fade?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.

Is this based on a true story?
We can neither confirm nor deny. But someone on the team walks a little different now.