AAA Cheese Slut T Shirt

The Cheese Slut T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for the person who treats dairy like a lifestyle. You don't just like cheese. You've built a personality around it, and honestly, we respect that.

Who actually wears this?

People who have strong opinions about brie. If you've ever described a wedge of gouda as "life-changing" to someone who absolutely did not ask, this shirt was already yours. You just hadn't bought it yet.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your next wine and cheese night
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors last longer than your cheese diet
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after you wash off the fondue evidence

Is this a good gift for a cheese person?

If someone in your life has a cheese subscription, a cheese tattoo, or has ever cried at a cheese counter in Europe, yes. This is the gift. It says what everyone already knows about them, just louder.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. It's DTG printed for lasting color. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your HR relationship.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you're sweating through appetizers.

Does it shrink?
The fabric is pre-shrunk. What you get is what you keep.