*NEW* Confused And Full Of Cheese Tee

The Confused And Full Of Cheese tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose entire personality can be summed up as "bewildered and dairy-loaded." If you've ever stared at a wall while eating shredded cheese straight from the bag, this is your uniform. You were always going to buy this.

Who actually wears this?

You. Specifically you. The person who just read that title and thought "yeah, that's pretty much my whole deal."

It's also for the friend in your group chat who responds to every crisis with a cheese plate. The one who treats confusion not as a problem to solve but as a lifestyle to maintain. These people are everywhere, and they deserve a shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because existential confusion comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck, no surprises there
• DTG printed so the design stays vivid through every wash cycle your chaotic life throws at it
• Pre-shrunk, because you've got enough unpredictability going on

Is this a good gift?

It's the easiest gift decision you'll make all year.

You know exactly who needs this. It's the friend who texts you at 1 AM saying "I don't know what's going on but I just ate an entire block of gouda." It's your coworker who zones out in meetings while snacking. It's you, buying it for yourself and calling it self-care. All valid.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Confused And Full Of Cheese tee come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. It holds its shape wash after wash.

How is the design printed?
DTG (direct to garment) printing, so the design is printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, colors stay strong.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your workplace, but unless your boss has strong feelings about cheese, you should be fine.