*NEW* Everyday Is April Fools Tee

The Everyday Is April Fools When Your Life Is A Joke tee from Unethical Threads is for people who stopped pretending things were going well a long time ago. It's not a phase. It's a diagnosis.

Who actually wears this?

People who answer "how are you?" with a long pause and a laugh. The kind of person who sends their therapist memes instead of canceling the appointment.

If you've ever described your week as "a series of unfortunate events" and meant it literally, this shirt was made for you. You don't need April to be the fool. You've been living it.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your emotional baggage and your washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because existential dread comes in every size
• Crew neck, DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your luck
• Pre-shrunk so at least something in your life won't let you down

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. If you know someone whose life is a punchline they didn't write, this is the move.

Cheaper than therapy, funnier than a sympathy card, and it says "I see you" in the most unhinged way possible. Birthday, holiday, or just because their car broke down again. Any occasion works when the joke is eternal.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The shirt stays the same size. Your problems, unfortunately, will not.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Everyone deserves to announce their life is a joke in comfort.

Will this offend people?

It's a shirt about your own life being a joke. If someone is offended by your self-awareness, that's their problem.

Is this shirt only for April?

No. That's the whole point. When your life is a joke year-round, every day qualifies. Wear it in July, wear it in December. The joke doesn't take holidays.

How should I wash it?

Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat yourself.