AAA Fat Bitches Keep Distance T Shirt

The Fat Bitches Keep Distance tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people who believe in personal space and aren't shy about enforcing it. If you need context, this probably isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been saying it with their eyes for years and finally decided to put it on their chest.

It's a mood, a PSA, and a wardrobe staple rolled into one. You'll wear it to the store, the gym, the family cookout where your aunt reads it, goes quiet, and then pretends she didn't.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because this energy is not size-restricted
• Classic crew neck, nothing experimental
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print keeps the colors locked in wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk, because life already has enough surprises

Is this a good gag gift?

Absolutely.

This is the gift for the friend who says what everyone else is thinking. Also works for the friend who just went through a breakup and needs something chaotic to wear while thriving. Wrap it, hand it over, watch them lose it. Nobody has ever been disappointed to unwrap a shirt this stupid.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Fat Bitches Keep Distance tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it stays looking fresh.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. You'll forget you're wearing a joke until someone reads it out loud.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?
Check our return policy for details. We can't refund hurt feelings though.

Is the shipping discreet?
Standard packaging with no preview of what's inside. What you do when you open it at work is on you.