AAA Garlic Bread Slut T Shirt

Unethical Threads made a Garlic Bread Slut shirt because some of us have a relationship with carbs that can only be described as inappropriate. If you've ever whispered sweet nothings to a breadstick, this is your uniform. Wear it to brunch and watch the hostess pretend she didn't read it.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that their love language is butter and garlic. You'll find them at Italian restaurants, defending their third basket of bread and daring anyone to judge. It's a food cult, and this shirt is the initiation.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your garlic butter hands
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because carb lovers come in every size
• Crew neck (keeps the crumbs contained)
• DTG printed so the colors don't fade, even if your dignity does
• Machine washable, which is good because you will get sauce on this

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for anyone who's ever called garlic bread a personality trait. Birthday, holiday, random Tuesday "just saw this and thought of you" energy. They'll wear it, and everyone at the table will immediately know who ate the last piece.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed unisex fit. It's the kind of shirt you forget you're wearing until someone points and laughs.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Follow the care label and it won't. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat yourself.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
No. DTG printing soaks the ink into the fabric. It holds up through countless washes.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you'd wear a regular t-shirt. Whether you should is between you and your comfort level with eye contact from strangers.