AAA I Have A Warrant Out For My Arrest T Shirt

The I Have A Warrant Out For My Arrest tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton shirt that says exactly one thing, very loudly. People will stare. Some will laugh. A few will genuinely check if you're on the run.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it. Or people who think it's hilarious to pretend they have.

It's the kind of shirt you throw on when you want the energy of "I'm not explaining myself today." Cookouts, dive bars, court-mandated anger management classes. It works everywhere it shouldn't.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after one wash or one foot chase
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay locked in
• Yes, it's soft. Fugitives deserve comfort too.

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best. If someone in your life has the sense of humor for this, they already know they're getting something unhinged from you.

Birthdays, white elephants, bail celebrations. This is the shirt that says "I know exactly who you are and I support it." Wrap it or don't. It lands either way.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.

Can I actually wear this in public?

That's between you and your risk tolerance. But yes, people do.