AAA I Love / Heart Weak Men T Shirt

The I Love Weak Men tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who knows their type and has stopped apologizing for it. Some people want a protector. You want someone who needs you to open the pickle jar. Printed on heavyweight cotton because your taste in men is soft but your shirt shouldn't be.

Who actually wears this?

People with a very specific type. You know who you are.

You've dated the guy who asks you to kill the spider, and you liked it. This shirt is for the person at the bar who says the quiet part loud and somehow makes it charming. Self-aware, a little unhinged, and best paired with a knowing smile.

• Heavyweight cotton that's softer than your boyfriend's handshake
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that outlasts his backbone
• Pre-shrunk so it won't bail on you after the first wash

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. It's an even better self-purchase.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, divorce celebrations, birthdays, or any occasion where someone needs to publicly own their type. If she's ever said "I can fix him" and meant "I can carry him," she needs this shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about emotionally weak men or physically weak men?

Yes. We don't discriminate around here. If he can't open a jar and cries during commercials, this shirt is your love letter to him.

What sizes does the I Love Weak Men shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or peel?

Nope. DTG printed on heavyweight cotton so the colors stay put no matter how many times you wash it. This shirt is more reliable than any weak man you've ever dated.

Can I wear this to family dinner?

You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable fielding questions about your love life. So probably yes, if your family already knows.