AAA I Love My Rotten Ungrateful Cat T Shirt

The I Love My Rotten Ungrateful Cat shirt from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's accepted that their cat is a freeloading sociopath and loves it anyway. You clean the litter box, buy the fancy food, and the cat still looks at you like you ruined its life. This shirt is just the truth on cotton.

Who Actually Wears This?

Every cat owner. The whole relationship is basically Stockholm syndrome with fur. You feed them, shelter them, and they repay you by knocking your stuff off the counter at 3 AM.

This shirt is just you being honest about the arrangement. You love a rotten, ungrateful animal and you're not pretending otherwise. That's respectable.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive being used as a cat bed (because it will be)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors last longer than your cat's interest in you
• Pre-shrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable

Is This a Good Gift for a Cat Person?

It's a great gift for a cat person. They already buy their cat birthday presents and talk about it like it's their child. They will absolutely appreciate someone acknowledging the emotional hostage situation they live in.

Wrap it in tissue paper. Their cat will enjoy the tissue paper more than they enjoy the shirt, but that's the whole point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. The DTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this actually soft or one of those stiff novelty tees?

It's heavyweight cotton but broken in from the start. Soft, not stiff. Feels like a shirt you've owned for years.

Can I return it if my cat disapproves?

Your cat disapproves of everything. But yes, check our return policy on the site.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.