AAA I Shaved My Balls For This T Shirt

The I Shaved My Balls For This tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who's ever put in serious effort and felt deeply underappreciated for it. You know exactly who you are. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and somehow the most honest thing in your closet.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who manscape before a date and don't get the appreciation they deserve.

Also: the friend in every group chat who takes the joke one step further than everyone else. This shirt is their uniform. If your buddy has ever over-prepared for a night that went absolutely nowhere, congratulations, you just found his birthday present.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after three washes (we know you were worried)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck with this message would be trying too hard
• DTG print for color that stays as committed as you were
• Pre-shrunk, because you've already had enough shrinkage-related disappointment

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's the best gift.

This is what you hand your buddy at his birthday party while his mom watches in horror. It's the white elephant winner every single time. If you know someone who'd put in that kind of effort for a mediocre Tuesday night, they need this shirt. Wrap it nice. Make them open it in front of everyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk, so what you see is what you get. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays true to size.

Is this shirt see-through?

No. Heavyweight cotton. Your dignity is intact (at least from a fabric standpoint).

What sizes does the I Shaved My Balls For This shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically any body type.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point.

How should I wash this?

Cold wash, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up, so the text stays readable through years of questionable decisions.