AAA If You're Rich I'm Single T Shirt

Unethical Threads made the If You're Rich I'm Single tee for anyone who's done pretending they don't have a type. It's honest. It's shameless. It's printed on heavyweight cotton so it lasts longer than most of your situationships.

Who actually wears this?

People with priorities. If your dating profile says "ambitious" but your bank account says "student loans," this shirt does the heavy lifting your personality can't.

It's for the friend in the group who says what everyone's thinking, just louder and with worse timing. Wear it to brunch, the bar, or wherever you think your future ex-spouse might be hanging out.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it cost more than your last date
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay vivid through every wash cycle
• Machine washable, because you've got enough high-maintenance things in your life

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. Bachelorette parties, divorce celebrations, birthdays for the friend who keeps texting their ex at 2 AM.

Pair it with a bottle of wine and a pep talk. Or skip the pep talk. The shirt says enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Depends on your definition of appropriate. We've seen it at brunch, bars, and at least one family reunion that got interesting.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Check our return policy on the site. We want you to actually wear the thing.