AAA I'm About To Get Very Silly T Shirt

The I'm About To Get Very Silly tee from Unethical Threads is a fair warning to everyone in the room. You're not asking permission. You're issuing a statement, and that statement is: things are about to escalate.

Who wears an "I'm About To Get Very Silly" shirt?

People who've learned that the best apologies start with foreshadowing.

This is the shirt you throw on before a wedding reception open bar, a friend's birthday dinner that's "definitely just a chill night," or literally any Tuesday that feels like it has potential. It's less a fashion choice and more a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive whatever you're about to put it through
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because silly comes in every size
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged, not formal
• DTG printed so the warning label stays readable wash after wash
• Pairs well with bad decisions and plausible deniability

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who has ever texted "omw" and then not shown up for three hours.

If you know someone whose "one drink" always turns into a saga, wrap this up and hand it over. They'll wear it. Frequently. Probably at events where they shouldn't.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the "I'm About To Get Very Silly" shirt good for parties?
It was designed for parties. Or at least for the kind of nights that start as "just grabbing dinner" and end with you losing a shoe.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Silly is universal.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The shirt holds up. Your dignity is a separate issue.

Is this a drinking shirt?
It's whatever you need it to be. But yes, statistically, alcohol is usually involved.