AAA I'm Actually Not Funny T Shirt

The I'm Actually Not Funny t shirt from Unethical Threads is for people who've been told their "humor" is just thinly veiled hostility. You know who you are. The shirt reads "I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking," which is less of a punchline and more of a public service announcement.

Who actually wears this?

People with no filter and zero interest in developing one. Your coworkers already know. Your family figured it out at Thanksgiving three years ago. This shirt just makes it official so new people in your life don't have to learn the hard way.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because mean comes in every size
• Crew neck, because you're rude, not a monster
• DTG (direct to garment) print, so the colors stay loud even after you've been asked to leave
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after your hot takes land you in hot water

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for the friend everyone describes as "a lot." You know the one. They say something absolutely unhinged at dinner and then look genuinely confused when people gasp. This is their uniform. Wrap it or don't, they'll love it either way.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you want a closer fit, size down one.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll outlast most of your friendships.

Is this shirt actually offensive?
Only if you can't handle the truth. It's self-deprecating humor, not an attack. Unless you make it one, in which case, that's on you.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. Mean is inclusive.