AAA Just A Whore With A Dream T Shirt

The Just A Whore With A Dream tee is for anyone who knows exactly what they want and isn't pretending otherwise. Unethical Threads made this one for the shameless, the ambitious, and the gloriously self-aware. It says what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor about themselves. The friend who makes the whole room uncomfortable with their introduction and somehow becomes everyone's favorite by last call.

If you've ever been described as "a lot," this shirt is your uniform. It's not for the easily embarrassed or the perpetually apologetic. It's for the person who owns it, whatever "it" happens to be.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper costume
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because ambition comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut. Nothing weird going on here (the shirt, anyway)
• DTG printed so the design stays vivid, not cracked and sad after a few washes
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after you inevitably fall asleep in it

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift if you actually know the person. This isn't something you buy your coworker for Secret Santa (unless your HR department has given up entirely).

But for your best friend, your partner, or that one cousin who gets it? They'll love you for it. Worst case, you keep it yourself. That's not really a worst case.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Wash cold and tumble dry low to keep it in top form.

What sizes does the Just A Whore With A Dream shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your crowd. We'd say read the room, but you're buying this shirt, so you probably don't do that.