AAA My Bitch Got Autism T Shirt

The My Bitch Got Autism tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. It's loud, it's wrong, and you're going to buy it anyway. For the people who name their pets terrible things and mean it with love.

Who actually wears this?

People whose terms of endearment would get flagged by HR. If your idea of affection involves profanity and your favorite creature is a beautiful disaster, this shirt tracks. It's the kind of thing you throw on when you're done pretending to be normal for the day.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid long after you've lost the ability to explain this purchase
• Machine washable. Socially acceptable? Less clear.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know exactly one person who'd wear it. And you do. You thought of them the second you saw it. Great for birthdays, white elephants, or the friend who already has a bumper sticker you can't read out loud. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they would be. Get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.

Is this shirt offensive?

Almost certainly, yes. That's the whole point of Unethical Threads. If you're asking, you already know the answer.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Each shirt is printed to order using DTG, so give it a moment.

Can I return it if I chicken out?

Check our return policy page, but honestly, cowardice is not a valid return reason.