AAA My Ex Is My Biggest Fan T Shirt

The My Ex Is My Biggest Fan tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose ex swears they've moved on but still watches every story from a burner. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and funnier than anything they ever said about you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've lived it.

If you've ever had an ex say "I don't even think about you anymore" while liking a photo you posted 47 weeks ago, this is your uniform. Wear it to brunch, wear it to the gym, wear it when you accidentally run into them at Target and want to make a point without opening your mouth.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not flimsy costume-shop thin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, clean lines, nothing complicated
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your ex's "healing journey"
• Pre-shrunk, because at least one thing in your life should be reliable

Is this a good breakup gift?

It's the best breakup gift.

Better than ice cream, cheaper than therapy, and it actually lasts. Send it to your friend who just escaped a nightmare situationship. Give it to yourself as a post-breakup power move. Honestly, if your ex happens to see you in it, consider that a bonus.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed unisex fit. Soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to survive any awkward run-ins with your ex.

What sizes does the My Ex Is My Biggest Fan shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash. This shirt will outlast most situationships.

Can I actually wear this around my ex?

That's kind of the whole point.

Is this appropriate as a gift?

Absolutely. It's funnier than a sympathy card and way more useful.