AAA My Tummy Hurts But I'm Being Brave T Shirt

The "My Tummy Hurts But I'm Being Brave" tee from Unethical Threads is for every adult who still announces their stomach situation like a five-year-old in a doctor's waiting room. You're not dying. You're just dramatic. And now there's a shirt for it.

Who actually wears this?

Everyone who has ever texted "my tummy hurts" as a fully grown adult.

People with IBS, anxiety stomachs, questionable late-night food decisions, or just a flair for the dramatic. It's the universal experience of having a digestive system and absolutely no poker face about it. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because tummy troubles don't discriminate by body type
• Classic crew neck for maximum "I'm being brave" energy
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp through every wash (and every stomach episode)
• Soft enough to nap in post-food coma. You've earned it.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for the friend who always has a stomach update.

You know the one. They walk into brunch and open with their digestive forecast. Hand them this shirt and watch them feel truly seen. It's cheaper than a gastroenterologist and significantly funnier.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Is this shirt soft? Yes. Heavyweight cotton, but soft. Your brave little tummy deserves comfort.
• What sizes does this come in? S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you like it roomy.
• Will the print fade? Nope. DTG printing keeps the text crisp wash after wash. Your bravery is permanent.
• Is this an actual medical alert shirt? No. But if wearing it gets you sympathy snacks, we fully support that.
• Can I return it if my tummy feels better? Your tummy will hurt again. Keep the shirt.