Never Better Tee

The Never Better tee from Unethical Threads puts a skeleton in a casket looking completely at peace. Heavyweight cotton, dark humor, and honestly the most relatable shirt you'll own on any given Monday.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who answer "how are you?" with a sigh and a thumbs up.

The coworker who laughs at their own suffering. The friend who has perfected the art of saying "living the dream" while clearly living something else entirely. If your go-to response to any wellness check is a flat lie delivered with a smile, congratulations, you found your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial (not that thin, see-through nonsense)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because existential dread is universal
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the skeleton keeps grinning long after you've stopped
• Pre-shrunk. It won't betray you.

Is This a Good Gift?

Yes, immediately.

Give it to the friend who texts you "I'm fine" followed by something that proves they are very much not fine. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any random Tuesday when someone in your life needs to feel seen. Pair it with snacks and plausible deniability.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, go with the larger one for that effortlessly unbothered look.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. The DTG printing holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to go the extra mile, but it's not high maintenance.

Is this shirt going to offend people?
It's a skeleton in a casket saying "Never Better." If someone finds that offensive, they might need this shirt more than you do.

What's the fabric like?
Heavyweight cotton with a soft feel. It has actual weight to it, so it drapes well and doesn't cling to your body like a cry for help.