*NEW* Never Goon T Shirt

The Never Goon t-shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: a public pledge of self-control you probably shouldn't need to announce. But here we are. Welcome to accountability fashion.

Who's actually buying this?

People with a sense of humor and questionable screen time.

The Never Goon shirt is for anyone who's been on the internet long enough to know what this means and wants the world to know they've risen above it. Or at least that's what they're telling themselves. Either way, it's funny, and you'll wear it to brunch like a badge of honor.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your therapy copay
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because self-improvement comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic silhouette even when the message isn't
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds color through countless washes
• Pre-shrunk so your commitment doesn't shrink with the fabric

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone you know well enough to roast publicly.

Give it to your friend who spends too much time online. Give it to your roommate as a gentle intervention. Just don't give it to your boss unless you're already on your way out.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Never Goon" mean?

If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't the shirt for you.

What sizes does the Never Goon shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for everyone.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing means the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Color stays put no matter how many times you wash it.

Can I wear this in public?

That's the whole point.